If Bollywood movies were made on Corona these would have been the dialogues

, Humour

Corona Virus has made our daily lives, tough. In these hard times movies are a source of entertainment. But do you wonder if these Bollywood movies were made during Corona what would the dialogues be?

Sholay

Yeh mask mujhe dede Thakhur!

Deewar

Mere pass mask hai, sanitizer hai, insurance hai, bank balance hai, tumhare pass kya hai?

– Mere pass Corona vaccince hai!

Dabang

Covid se dar nahi lagta sahab.

Lockdown se lagta hai.

Bajirao Mastani

Agar Apne humse humara sanitizer manga hota toh hum khushi se de dete, magar aapne toh mask na pehenkar humara guroor hin todh diya.

Don

Corona ki vaccine toh gyara mulko ki doctors dhund rahi hai, par vaccine ko dhundna mushkil nahi, namumkin hai.

Devdas

Kaun kambhakt hai jo bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai? Hum toh isliye peete hai ki desh ki economy upar uth sake, lockdown ko bardasht kar sake.

Damini

Tareek pe tareek, tareek pe tareek!

Humesha agle lockdown ki tareekh hin milti rahi hai,

My Lord, par nahi mili toh lockdown ki aakhri tareek!

Om Shanti Om

Agar Corona ke naye case aane band nahi huye toh samaj lo ki

lockdown abhi baaki hai mere dost.